Before We Get Gathered
Number 65: August 17, 2006
A church was in need of a pastor and solicited applications. One of the deacons,
interest in knowing just what kind of a minister they desired, wrote a letter as
if he had received it from an applicant and then read it before the pulpit.
This is the letter:
“Understanding that your pulpit is vacant I should like to apply for the
position. I have many qualifications I think you would appreciate. My religious
and theological training was received from the best theologians. Academically I
made my mark. I preach with power and have had some success as a writer. Some
say that I am a good organizer. I’ve been a leader in most places where I’ve
gone. I’m nearly 50 years of age, but I’ve never preached in one place more than
three years. In some places I have been driven out of town after my work caused
riots and disturbances. I have to admit that I’ve been in jail three or four
times but not because of any real wrong doing. The churches I have preached in
have for the most part been small, though located in several large cities. I
have not gotten along too well with the religious leaders in towns where I’ve
preached. In fact some have threatened me and even attacked me physically. I’m
not too good at keeping records. I’ve even been known to forget whom I baptized.
However, if you can use me I shall do my best for you even if I have to work to
help with my support.”
After reading the letter, the deacon asked the committee if they were interested
in the applicant. They replied emphatically that he would never do for their
church. They were not interested in any contentious, trouble making,
absent-minded, ex-jail bird. In fact they felt insulted that his application had
been presented. The committee then asked the name of the applicant whereupon the
deacon answered, “the Apostle Paul.”
Sometimes you just read the Word of God and smile, because it is so different
than what the world thinks is right.